Bedside Baptist, St. Mattress

https://www.dictionaryofchristianese.com/bedside-baptist-st-mattress/ Aug 19, 2013 · I decided to attend the local “Bedside Baptist Church.” (For those of you unfamiliar with the term, I slept in.) 2008 Fodor’s Texas 16 : Going to church on Sunday is part of the culture for many in this swath of the Bible Belt, and if you didn’t go to church on a given Sunday, the joke ……

7 Southern Baptist, Ecumenical Jokes That Will Have You ...

https://www.christianpost.com/news/7-southern-baptist-ecumenical-jokes-that-will-have-you-rofl.html The Baptist took one bite, put the spoon down, and started putting the seeds in his pocket. 6. An Episcopalian priest, a Catholic priest, a Methodist minister and a Baptist pastor, they all went on a hunting trip together and they decided they were going to show ……

Urban Dictionary: Bedside Baptist

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bedside%20Baptist Members of Bedside Baptist may be labeled as heathens by members of other denominations. Also known as Pillow Presbyterian, this church is one that you attend in your dreams. Browse…

The 17+ Best Baptist Church Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑

https://upjoke.com/baptist-church-jokes The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.…

Funny You Should Ask: Bedside Baptist

https://funnyyoushouldaskblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/bedside-baptist.html Oct 13, 2009 · Bedside Baptist I, for one, got sick of those jokes about people sleeping in instead of going to church and making awful jokes about going to "the church of the Holy Comforter" or hearing "Pastor Pillow" preach. People who make jokes like that are the worst kind of insufferable.…

B.C. - Bathroom Commode or Baptist Church? - Humor! Need a ...

https://www.worthychristianforums.com/topic/187221-bc-bathroom-commode-or-baptist-church/ Jun 14, 2015 · LOL, it's always been a great story! the original version made it's way around many times via pen and paper in the days long before the internet existed. i first read it back in the 70's when i was a kid. the story has evolved a bit over the decades, i see. it used to be the "WC" for water closet / wayside church... or by the time it landed in my hands (on paper) as a teen, it had become the ...5/5(1)…

Baptist Jokes Funny Humor by Joke Buddha

http://www.jokebuddha.com/Baptist Three churches - Baptist, Methodist, and Presbyterian - worked together to sponsor a community- wide revival. After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Baptist preacher said, "We did better ...…

The 16+ Best Deacon Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑

https://upjoke.com/deacon-jokes This joke may contain profanity. ... At the Baptist church the squirrels had ta... read more. The end is near . . . A local priest and deacon stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They held up the sign to each passing car.…

Bedside Baptist - Moore's Corner Church, Leverett, MA

https://moorescornerchurch.com/n/25/Bedside-Baptist Jul 12, 2017 · Occasionally you hear about people who say they get their “church” from TV, some even joke about attending Bedside Baptist! Why get dressed up and drive to a physical location when you can just stay in bed or watch from your couch, after all some churches now offer their services via livestream!…